Dear Venti Triple Non-Fat No-Whip Mocha Latte, oh how you will be missed. It’s not like we won’t ever see each other again; it’s just that we will be seeing you a lot less. It’s not you, it’s me (that’s bullshit, it’s totally your 430 calories). Just know that I love you dearly and we’ll see each other again.
With love and a sad heart (and cold belly),